Sunday, August 28, 2005

Doctor Madness

Nothing to do with poetry, just want to share these funny lines with you guys. :)

The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.

The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped and he was feeling better.

On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

She has had no rigours or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

Taken from Eats, Shites & Leaves – Crap English & how to use it by A. Parody

4 comments:

dsnake1 said...

Are these for real, taken from doctors'/hospitals' notes?
I couldn't stop laughing...

Alson Teo said...

Not so sure, but this

"She has had no rigours or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night."

is indeed very funny.:)

Fred said...

These will go nicely on a wall where I work. It's full of sayings like these.

"Circus sized"? LOL!

panda said...

When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

woah! she sure can roll her eyes.... :roll eyes: wahahahahahaaa