Friday, February 03, 2012

Changing a bad habit


If you want a man to change his bad habit or to stop consuming certain food, show him some official reports or scientific findings that it will cause him to be impotence. Same thing for a woman, but instead tell her it will cause her to grow a moustache and her breasts will shrink.

Thursday, February 02, 2012

I am a farty big bad wolf!

After taking the medication for my indigestion, I feel like a farty big bad wolf. I’ll puff and I’ll fart and I’ll blow your house in!!!